totally not gay.

funny-and-clever-url:
the-booty-soldier:
piece-of-shvt:
omfgdanshobbithair:
nikkibsummers:
izzyhill:
nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries
As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

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7th Apr 2015 | 249,663 notes

unregardless:

dear ellen degeneres,
i, too, have done absolutely nothing, and i am looking to pay off my student loans,

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7th Apr 2015 | 387,139 notes

thekirstenlynn:

lorrainethechicken:
cargsdoodles:
cargsdoodles:
so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never get anywhere in life if I keep painting like this. so I just was wondering do any of yall like them? would you buy a painting like this?
they literally all say my professor is a piece of shit
These are gorgeous
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Not your fucking professor.

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7th Apr 2015 | 122,776 notes

snlnbc:

That wasn’t very sunglasses emoji of you

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25th Mar 2015 | 241,170 notes

strongbirdjay:

sizvideos:
Video
I got some of this stuff at a kids in engineering conference when I was younger, it was awesome. If you have the money to buy it you totally should.

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